
It’s time to renew my fishing license. I decided it was high time for a new fishing pole as well. The pole I’ve been using for years on the boat doesn’t cast well — it’ll go about 15 feet, no matter what.
I picked a ladies ugly stick. It’s short; and it’s pink. That ought to keep the menfolk away from it.
I took it out to the lake and tried it out. It casts GREAT! Very nice. I caught a bunch of blue gill on white bread balls.
Now, where are those bass?….

ahhhh – the birth of the she-pole . . . nice!